Solomon Page


Mercenaries, condottieri, landsknecht– there’s a dozen words to try and dress up what you were: a career murderer. Things were so much more chaotic back then, though: the moon falling; the shelling and endless fire; the awful silence. So with the world torn asunder, maybe no one really blinked twice when they let you, a boy of just fourteen years old, stand shoulder-to-shoulder with men twice your age as you soldiered off to war’s ‘great adventure.’ As you charged unto the breach. You were good at what you did, after all, and besides: nothing made sense back then anyways. A lot of kids lived through the Calamity and had it far worse. The world needed order... and sacrifices had to be made.But no one expected your knack for ripping things from between worlds: reaching into the Pit... and pulling them squirming and shrieking into the meat and noise of the Source. Peers pretended they didn’t notice the way your eyes grew a little more sunken every time. Superiors were happy to let you learn your own lessons and make your own mistakes, so long as you gave them that eager smile, so long as the killing continued.The problem with mistakes of these stripes is that they have a way of lingering and coming back again and again and again.


NameSolomon Page / Suleyman Bey
EthnicityKokkish miqo'te
GenderCis male
AgeTwenties
OrientationPan, polyam
ArchetypeWell-meaning demonologist
ProfessionCelebrity adventurer

Traits

Arcanima prodigy, but are demonologists meant to be this adorable; scholar on ‘Nymian Post-Convention Diplomacy,’ ‘Mathematics on Universal Structure,’ and ‘Metaphysical Architecture & Sacred Forms’; will talk your ear off about his interests if you let him; prepare for the deep inhale before he answers even simple questions; prone to wanderlust and uncovering secrets best left buried; oscillates between being a wet noodle; and unexpectedly competent; quietly thinks he’s hot shit (finger guns); protective of his arcane ‘intellectual property’; very driven and passionate but tries not to step on anyone on the way up; but sometimes he gets tunnel-visioned; and sometimes things break.Mother is the exarchos of a Sharlayan island; writes extended letters home where he talks all around the issues; able to return whenever he wants to, but can't bring himself to do it; Calamity trauma, probably; likes to keep busy so he's always finding new projects to work on and rarely stays in one place for any time at all; spent his childhood in warzones so his grasp on morality is skewed, sketchy, and tenuous at best; maybe he never left— in heart, in bones; maybe that’s why arguments leave his hands shaking for hours or why it feels like he’s trying to kill you during them; subtly obsessive tendencies; curiosity will one day kill this cat; he knows this, and he's weirdly fine with it; “everything I’ve ever let go of has claw marks on it.”


The scenarios below come off as quite specific, but that’s only to make them atmospheric and cinematic for sparking creativity in myself and others. They’re there to be tweaked to better fit your character! Or, if you're an altaholic like me, to brainstorm a new character! However, the ‘A Jumble of Sparknote Hooks’ at the bottom are a bunch of brief sentences alluding to a potential hook-theme that I just... didn’t do a bigger write-up for, mostly for quick and accessible reading.

Demonologist: Humble Beginnings

You’ve been with Solomon since the beginning. You are the first who bore witness to him pulling demons into the world. Were you an early mentor that guided his hand, or the first demon he’d ever opened the door for? Either way, you probably nurtured this skill, most likely for your own aims and personal gain, but it’s not like he didn’t flourish, and he’s probably even grateful.

Demonologist: The Courteous Leash

Secretly, Solomon keeps a handful of Outsiders as... retainers, carefully thrice-bound to a host of his make. It might be a little humiliating, being coaxed around by someone who looks like a particularly aggressive spring breeze might knock him down, but he’s polite and respectful and asks surprisingly little. He also doesn’t egotistically punish you for getting snarky like many demonologists like to do, just to remind you of ‘your place,' either. He even talks to you like an equal– though maybe that’s pretty unintentionally insulting for someone of your lineage. He does, however, expect you to behave out in public.

Once More, Unto the Breach

Maybe you’d met him once, several years ago. He was so young then – too young to be serving in the same military free companies of the time as you, but that was the way of the world. Maybe the two of you kept in contact the entire time and served as a role model or simply an older friend who probably often gave him a good ribbing. Or maybe you lost contact only to sign up for a job years later and find him in the same squad as you. Just as beaming as before.

Children of the Calamity

You knew Solomon before the collapse. Maybe you went to the same school as him or maybe you were simply a childhood friend that used to write to him when he was studying abroad. One day, though, it happened: the letters stopped or you watched as he marched off to war at fourteen, and in the blink of an eye... he was gone. Years later and out of the ether, though, there the two of you are again: face-to-face in a borderland tavern; disembarking from different ships on the same pier; or… unknowingly hunting one or the other down.

A Jumble of Sparknote Hooks

Solomon the Exorcist; old ex-lovers or recurring tristes prone to bickering; the demon he'd bound into a severed hand / mirror / dinner fork gets unruly and wouldn't you know it, you're right there when it happens; family members; Solomon the Tutor; university study-buddies & rivals; the witch-hunter gets wise to Solomon’s bullshit.

Characteristics

ScholarlyOpportunisticCuriousOverthinker
Show-offPlayfulPervyPolite
DeceptiveGoofballShrewdAmbitious
FamousTaintedClumsyTraumatised

[ For starters, everything on this page and its subpages are 'optional' reading material. Sure, I'd love you to eventually read everything I have to say, but I by no means expect folks to right out of the gate. This applies to the 'goetia' and stories' carrd links at the top. ]

The TL;DR

  • Has an unhealthy understanding of many occult traditions and a knack for ritual. Demonology is his ‘special interest’ subject.

  • From a respectable Sharlayan family with branches seeded on a couple of its islands as well as one in Ul'dah. His mother is the Exarchos (governor) of an island in the Northern Empty. He has two younger sisters that he thinks will surely invent time travel since they clearly went back to put the sun in the sky.

  • Spent the first several years of his life studying aetherology, some with mentors and tutors, some in Sharlayan preparatory schools, and some abroad at the La Noscean Admiralty Academy of Arcanima and Natural Philosophy.

  • Began working for military free companies at the age of fourteen due to the Calamity which landed him suddenly far from home in a sundered world. Eventually, he served the Eorzean Alliance directly. While stationed in western Othard, he apprenticed directly under a Dalmascan-disciplined demonologist where he learned his foundations for the craft, and the importance of the school for preventative and defensive means.

  • 'Dalmascan' demonology is an IC philosophy I've headcanoned for him regarding how he categorises and approaches 'Outside' forces, which divides them into the 'Upper Hells' (what most would refer to as the Void) and the 'Lower Hells' (pretty much any other alternate dimension, even potentially including some shards). He refers to all of these entities interchangeably as demons, daemons, outsiders, neighbours, or whatever sounds coolest at the time (I'll probably be using pretty much all of them). I also tend to play fairly fast-and-loose with the lore because I don't like the 13th-shard 'they're just like us' reveal.

Biography

For people who want the more long-winded (but certainly still fairly abridged) version of Solomon's biography, from a young Sharlayan governor's son to a Limsan arcanima academy, war, and beyond. However, to get a more visceral taste of this, the 'stories' link at the top of the page might be useful!

Philosophies

Ever wanted to know what a Freislerian Custodian, Arcane Territorialist, or Neo-practic is? Oh. No? Well, that's unfortunate, cause...

Publications

It should be noted that the list of academic publications attached to Lord Solomon Page consists mostly of knowledge collated together from already-public sources for: ease of use; cultural localisation; ethical considerations; the marginal expansion on certain subjects; or tying rarely-connected studies together. This is typical of his bloodline which, although filled with skilled and decorated magi, continues to hold a reputation of being staunch, arcano-academic conservatives and traditionalists celebrated by the Sharlayan Bibliothec faction.

Biography

The Page Family is a known quantity in both the islands of the Northern Empty and Ul'dah, jewel of the desert. Solomon Page is heir to the main branch on the Sharlayan island of Tuhl in the Northern Empty, but much of his young childhood was spent abroad. At eight, he studied under tutors in Ul'dah. At ten, he attended the La Noscean Admiralty Academy of Arcanima and Natural Philosophy. At fourteen, the Calamity hit, the silver spoon fell from his mouth (solid, final thud), and he was promptly enrolled in the school of hard knocks.Things were so much more chaotic back then: the moon falling; the shelling and endless fire; the awful silence. So with the star torn asunder, maybe the powers that be looked the other way when a boy but fourteen years old marched into the world of condottieri and landsknecht to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with those twice his age, running (stumbling) into the fray.And being a prodigy was supposed to be easy, but they said it would be a great adventure and that they would do great things - that they should be proud. The story book is waterlogged and stained in some gutter, now, though.It's not until seventeen that he sees his mother, his father, his two little sisters, baby brother, and dozens of cousins again, but by then it's too late, he'd lost the ability to sit still because he'd only learned how to make his head a vacuum by drowning it in noise - by never stopping. He will say that it was the world that did the breaking, not him; all he’s done is simply adapt to the curve.Four years later, he lives in the Ul'dahn estate of his first cousin, once removed, and still writes about a dozen family members every month, but he makes sure he's never catching his breath. It’s easy with his penchant for delving into the deep maws, fathomless depths, and Old Bones of the earth. That’s where they keep the Good Books, after all: the ones about Long-Limbed Neighbours and Ever-Smiling Chaperones; the ones that read you far quicker than you read them. It’s just his special interest, though, that’s all.He’d really rather like to go ballroom dancing, too.

Philosophies

“Ugh. Oh yeah, the date was going great, honestly, at least until I learned he was a Custodian.” / “Custodian? Of what? And why’s that a problem?” / “Capital C.” / “Oh. Ohhhhhhhh. A Freesbee. Guh-roooooooooss.” / “Right? So archaic. Probably dances around in funny hats, too.”

Freislerian Custodialism. Named after the movement's founder, Custodians believe that magic should be used for the betterment of society as a whole, but not necessarily via sharing its lore. They argue that total dissemination is liable to do more harm than good, and that it is instead the duty of trusted, proven, learned magi and sages to work it safely.Arcane Territorialist. Territorialists are chiefly concerned with their central, oftentimes zealous belief that a mage has a right to protect their intellectual property. Additionally, they often push for laws granting greater sovereignty over their “tower enclosures” (whatever primary residence and grounds they conduct their magic in) on the basis that, since spellwork has a tendency to alter the laws of physics in their domain, they see no reason why it shouldn’t alter the laws of the land, too.Neo-practicism (Dalmascan Demonology). Neopractics choose to embrace the “beautiful pageantry” of extraplanar worlds as a topic worthy of study and appreciation, while still stressing the fact that dealing with their residents should be done only when absolutely necessary (such as when they are already in our world), from a purely professional standpoint, and with assumed (though they would hazard to say 'factual') hostility. Although a neopractic prefers to eschew arbitrarily-weighted phrases like “good” and “evil” due to being universal abstracts, they often insist that interdimensional diplomacy should consist largely of “maintaining borders” and keeping both sides in their own ponds, believing that one need not hate them to still accept certain cold, hard truths: that whatever small chance one might find a glimmer of likeness or commonality is not worth the damage of trying; that the vast majority of demons are far more interested in using us and then eating us when our use runs out than being our friends; and that although some of them may choose to look like us, act like us, sometimes even almost think like us, that are not us… and they do not belong here. Conveniently, Solomon is adept at doing mental gymnastics to rationalise why he should be afforded dozens of exceptions.

Academic Publications

  • Demonology is a Social Science; an introductory primer on Dalmascan demonology for Eorzean sympathies

Written by “Suleiman effendi” (most likely Solomon) under the guidance of Emre effendi, the book attempts to make a case for the superiority of the “Dalmascan approach” (or “method”) to Demonology over that of the Sharlayan model, including the rungs system. According to Suleiman, its attempt to make a purely-practical system of categorization, leads to it being hamstrung and inaccurate both literally and practically. It suggests that, since the demon’s greatest weapon is knowledge, by demonstrating your own over its actual structure, culture, hierarchy, and spiritual sympathies puts it immediately on the backfoot and less certain it can exploit your ignorance. Beyond the practical side, it goes out of its way, on numerous occasions, to discuss the “bright, vivid, and breathtaking pageantry” of many of its fiefdoms and duchies, and that the pleasure of that knowledge and experience makes knowing worthy in and of itself, to not be broken down into “yet another” simple twelve-step program.

  • Fire, Water, and Blood; on the three great conduits of sorcery

Synopsis pending.

  • Mehmedi’s Cage; the role of time and Hawker’s Theorem in condensed, aetherial spaces

Unlike many of the other publications, this one was potentially quite groundbreaking– potentially, because a few hours after submitting it to the Sharlayan Studium, he sent in a request to have it removed, and so all that remains is the name in the logbook.

  • Saints and Spell-Salvos: State Worship and Sainthood in the Demarchist Republic of Ismyrna

An ethnography regarding the role of the state, state-approved sainthood, and magocratic jingoism found in the island-nation of Ismyrna, and on how its republic turned rapidly autocratic under its charismatic leader, Kiamke Zavoi.

  • The Lovebinder’s Paradox; when freedom becomes a new hell, don’t expect them to thank or forgive you

A treatise on the danger of freeing someone from love potions, charms, and enchantments meant to romantically ensnare another, and how the ‘love,’ fabricated or otherwise, feels no less real to the individual, and losing it no less painful– or even more painful due to how rose-tinted and perfect it's designed to seem.

  • It’s All a Bad Dream: a cautionary tale on astral resonance & planar asynchronism

Synopsis pending.

  • The Real Devil is Beautiful; rhetorical apologetics in defense of demonology

Although the author emphasises the importance of removing moral judgments from entire disciplines of magic, he uses enchantment as ‘debatably’ (for rhetorical purposes) a far more heinous form of magic than demonology has ever been, as it violates an individual's mind and strips them of the basic, inalienable right of ‘choice.’ It makes extensive use of visceral parallels.

  • You Can’t Save Them All; or the pitfalls, pains, and personal purgatories of divination

Synopsis pending, but it really is written on the tin.

  • A Broken Nose and No Family; a treatise on the impact of youths in isolation within the framework of post-Calamity free company service

Synopsis pending.

yes, please

  • brainstorming & gushing about character stuff together

  • horror, ritual, horrific rituals, nasty no good characters that you can't help but get swept up into

  • headcanon and worldbuilding

  • maturity, kindness, and enthusiasm

  • being 23+ irl strongly preferred; i don't care what your character's age is, but it might understandably change the ways mine interacts with yours

please, no

  • ooc capitalists/libertarians, fascists (this includes being pro-Israel or pro any current government really), misogynists, transphobes, you get it

  • being way too discourse-heavy about rp; most of my characters are not good people, i know that, there's nothing to discuss there

  • acting like solution 9 and other sci-fi or modern tech is commonplace and normal; it ruins this character's vibe; kinda goes for glams, too

  • people who stand on railings, water the well, and perform similar behaviour in the quicksand; this is a role-play location, act right

miscellany

  • as a heads-up: i tend to write a decent amount and get really skittish if i end up feeling rushed!

  • sometimes i will drop words like 'try' and 'attempt' because i think it's linguistically clunky; if i do this, i'm not godmodding, just explain what actually happens in your post and i'll roll with it

  • also be nice to me, it's the law